What would you invent

city2

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if the world started next week and with the knowledge we all have what would you invent if we all started from scratch, mine would be toilet paper cos my old mum always said where there,s shit there's money, so over to you guy and gals for your thoughts.
 
I'd invent a bog that sprayed water up in a fine jet at the same time it was flushing your turds away so you could have a thoroughly unpleasant time cleaning your ring piece with your hand.
 
The mobile phone.

It would be hand held, have some buttons for turning it on and off, volume, a headphone jack and a charging socket. There would be some buttons on the front to aid dialing numbers. Inside would be enough memory to store enough songs.
 
A computer and ask for a quid on each one sold - a fair deal, apparently we will only need 3 in the whole world.
 
Fleshlight EDIT (fucking hell, I didn't read the thread - how did someone already beat me to this?)
 

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