What's a Going On Here? Why Weren't City Invited?

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  1. lazerblue

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  2. TFC

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    Gazidis: "Gentlemen, I think you all know why we are here"
    Woodward: "I think so Ivan but it's worth re-stating"
    Gazidis: "We have a problem gentlemen"
    Henry: "Tell us Ivan, what is the problem?"
    Gazidis: "I don't like to mention them by name, but they play in sky blue"
    Woodward: "Ah yes Ivan, I believe you are referring to the team from Manchester"
    Gazidis: "That's right Ed. As you know, we've tried FFP, we've tried the premier league spending rules, you yourself Ed have done your part in breaking transfer records to reign them in, and we've got the refs onside, but none of it is working."
    Avi Glazer: "What do you mean Ivan, not working, what's the problem?"
    Gazidis: " Well Avi, despite all our efforts, they are top of the league"
    Avi Glazer: "No way! I assumed we were, although I have to admit, I don't really follow soccer"
    Henry: "Me neither, but they told me spending £35m on Oxlaide-Chamberlain would do the trick
    Gazidis: "I'm afraid not John W. It's going to take more than that"
    All (in unison): "SO WHAT'S TO BE DONE?"
    Gazidis: "I'm afraid gentlemen, there is only one answer"
    Joel Glazer" "Is it playing more defensively Ivan?"
    Gazidis: "No Joel, you've tried that"
    Henry: "Is it to sign a coach with funny glasses who says boom?"
    Gazidis: "No John W, only your fans would believe that"
    All: "SO WHAT IS IT?"
    Gazidis: Well gentlemen, I'm afraid it's this"
    All: "YES?"
    Gazidis: "We're going to have to form a breakaway league, by invitation only. Get my drift?"
    All: "YEEAAHH BRILLIANT!!!!"
    Woodward: "Didn't we already try that?"
     
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  8. Were they sat in Also-ran's Corner?
     
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    close the thread
     
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