Whats the last text message you recieved

[Philbo]

"Kettle's on. Can you grab me a packet of fags on your way down?"

yumm i can't think of anything tastier than a cup of tea and a cancer stick.

It was coffee, smartarse.

haha oh that makes it taste really nice then! xxx

 

[masterwig]

'Yes'

 

[audiodave08]

"Dave can u work a late shift 2morrow"?

the obvious reply "no"

 

[bluemoon1078]

'scientists have discovered that the average cock weighs 8 ounces, but are unsure what the average cnut weighs.
so pop on the scales and text me back would you'