If I was Him, I would bless you with something other than a micro penis and damn your 4 ex wives to forever gaze upon your enlarged and grotesquely engorged member with eternal lust. I'd throw in a few nandos vouchers too, just to make them really jelly.
I'm a fucking great mate.
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