Worst Adverts Shown During Football Coverage

SebastianBlue

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As I am currently on bed rest with a nasty chest infection I decided to take some time to start a thread about the worst, most annoying, intensely frustrating adverts consistently thrust upon the football match viewing audience (whilst also catching up on Narcos). If I am honest, I was inspired to do so after watching NBC Sports coverage of our match against Stoke yesterday (watching may be too strong a word to describe the experience).

To keep things moving I think any advert posted/discussed should meet the following criteria:

  1. Shown during pre-match, match, or post-match coverage (any broadcast)
  2. Shown frequently enough to be recognisable to most viewers of that broadcast
  3. An advert that the poster considers poor quality, annoyingly frequent, or objectionable
*** Special recognition if you have a video lampooning the advert.

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I'll get things started with both an example of a horrid advert that, in a very short time since moving to the states, I have been forced to watch hundreds of times on the NBC Sports app, as well as a brilliant video mocking said infuriating advert.


More Awards: Chevrolet

There are actually many versions of this advert but this is a good representation of the frustrating drivel that is both played numerous times during a normal Premier League match broadcast on the tele but also on repeat (quite literally often back-to-back-to-back) to fill the dead air between coverage on the NBC Sports streaming app. I once counted 11 separate instances of it during one of our matches—three of which played in succession. It's also a ridiculous premise when you really dissect it (which you will on the 35th viewing). This advert has actually helped me form the habit of going to take care of the missus during half-time just to avoid hearing/seeing it again (so it has had some positive effect, at least from her perspective).

I've never really considered purchasing a Chevrolet (or GM brand vehicle in general) and the frequency and absurdity of these adverts have ensured I never will (well done Chevrolet). I imagine many outside of the US watching American match streams are very familiar with it, as well.

Example version:



Great lampoon of the advert:




So, with it begun, what other adverts shown during football matches infuriate you? Heineken's Champions League farces? bet365's omnipresent condescension? Wonga bongos?
 
What now?

All adverts annoy me. They are aimed at people 30 years younger than me, apart from the "accepted guaranteed if you are over 50" bollocks from Sir Michael of Yorkshire. They assume that all women still do the cooking and cleaning and that buying a new car will mean you can drive on an empty road whilst paint is being flung onto buildings.

In other words.


A load of cunty bollocks.
 
What now?

All adverts annoy me. They are aimed at people 30 years younger than me, apart from the "accepted guaranteed if you are over 50" bollocks from Sir Michael of Yorkshire. They assume that all women still do the cooking and cleaning and that buying a new car will mean you can drive on an empty road whilst paint is being flung onto buildings.

In other words.


A load of cunty bollocks.
If it makes you feel better, I just turned 33 yesterday and I don't think most adverts are aimed at me, either, despite what advertisers and analysts may say. It has certainly shifted quite a bit over the ages but I do think the most recent pendulum swing toward youth-centric culture has hastened it's pace. That's a different discussion, though.

Cant you just watch porn like normal people
I feel as though this is the most succinct summarisation of the effects on society of the internet ever written. Well done! ;-)

Er, there's a much, much more significant reason for not buying a Chevrolet than the annoying adverts.
The cocaine hidden in the cubby of each new model?
 
If it makes you feel better, I just turned 33 yesterday and I don't think most adverts are aimed at me, either, despite what advertisers and analysts may say. It has certainly shifted quite a bit over the ages but I do think the most recent pendulum swing toward youth-centric culture has hastened it's pace. That's a different discussion, though.


I feel as though this is the most succinct summarisation of the effects on society of the internet ever written. Well done! ;-)


The cocaine hidden in the cubby of each new model?


Not really as that makes me 63 and not the 50 I am!
 
I hate adverts. During half time I always start a fight to get us through the adverts.

People prefer it.
 

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