Your First Time Howling Drunk. Trashed, Smashed, Out Your Tree.

[Kinkladze 1]

There have been numerous. One that I remember fondly was an 80's fancy dress party in Fallowfield. 30 mins after getting there and half a litre of vodka downed I was honking over the neighbours fence so violently that my sunglasses fell off and fell straight down into my ever increasing sick mountain and effectively got buried in Mt. Chunder. I was then escorted home by my mate whose gaff I was staying at.

The next morning I had to go back to the crime scene to retrieve my prized sunglasses which were still there in the neighbours garden, frozen into the sick mountain as it was deepest December. I had to prize them out with a stick.

 

[Cityisland]

16 years old, secluded car park with 2 mates and my mates girlfriend.

First time drinking vodka- some alphabet drinking game.

All was well, then I stood up.. fell back down.

Managed to go for a piss in a bush.. couldn't put my cock away. Tried to convince my mate mates to help.

They were having none of it laughed and concluded that the best solution was for my mates girlfriend to put it away.

He may have laughed that night, but I've been married to that girl for the last eleven years..

Life lessons...

 

[Magicpole]

16 years old, secluded car park with 2 mates and my mates girlfriend.

First time drinking vodka- some alphabet drinking game.

All was well, then I stood up.. fell back down.

Managed to go for a piss in a bush.. couldn't put my cock away. Tried to convince my mate mates to help.

They were having none of it laughed and concluded that the best solution was for my mates girlfriend to put it away.

He may have laughed that night, but I've been married to that girl for the last eleven years..

Life lessons...

Brilliant. What a ****. Take a bow sir. :)

 

[AkanjisAfro]

16 years old, secluded car park with 2 mates and my mates girlfriend.

First time drinking vodka- some alphabet drinking game.

All was well, then I stood up.. fell back down.

Managed to go for a piss in a bush.. couldn't put my cock away. Tried to convince my mate mates to help.

They were having none of it laughed and concluded that the best solution was for my mates girlfriend to put it away.

He may have laughed that night, but I've been married to that girl for the last eleven years..

Life lessons...

You must be packing

 

[BackofJeanette]

16 years old, secluded car park with 2 mates and my mates girlfriend.

First time drinking vodka- some alphabet drinking game.

All was well, then I stood up.. fell back down.

Managed to go for a piss in a bush.. couldn't put my cock away. Tried to convince my mate mates to help.

They were having none of it laughed and concluded that the best solution was for my mates girlfriend to put it away.

He may have laughed that night, but I've been married to that girl for the last eleven years..

Life lessons...

What a the saying....

"She must have seen me pissing!"

 

[mccity]

I'm not sure I ever got anything other than completely blackout drunk before I was 22.

I took the mantra of go hard or go home far too seriously.

I binged like there was no tomorrow. So I don't remember the first time!

Apparently one time I was out on a fancy dress thing covered in blue makeup and after a couple bottles of vodka and a subsequent lengthy period of colourful vomiting I had to be carried the 40 minute walk home. Except I wriggled free and ran away and hid in a graveyard somewhere. Made waking up next to a tombstone pretty terrifying given how blue I was.

There was also the time I had to be saved a few times from FALLING into the Thames.

Or the time I passed out in Cheetham Hill thinking I could walk home. What made that bad was I was going in completely the wrong direction. And it was only 10.30.

I'm pretty sure I've managed to get kicked out of 5 different bars/clubs on the same night too once somehow.

Wow there's so so many more for my liking now that I think about it..


Saying that, I never used to get hangovers so I guess I had no reason to stop haha.
Never had to go to hospital somehow, although I've escorted a few..


I've slowed down these days. I fall asleep before I can have to many these days..

 

[Magicpole]

In my 20's after an old firm game, I went to my gers pal's house for a drink. He had just returned from Greece and had a haul of Ouzo. A few more mates from both sides turned up and we got on it.

The night went in and the ouzo flowed. I was up at my mums staying who literally a three minute walk. I remember leaving in a blur and weaving dangerously.

The next thing I remember is an itch on my face and it seemed light. I opened my eyes to see many hedge branches. I had fallen into the hedge and slept there. Luckily for me it was May and I survived. I mustered as much dignity as I could, under the circumstances and listened out for laughing, before heading home.

My face was covered in tiny scratches. When I got home, fucking 7 am and my old mum was already up and it was the
"What time do you call this" routine.

I didn't mention I slept in a hedge.

 

[Sid C]

Many times but a City related one was before the semi against the rags. I was staggering up Wembley way when I puked up and my teeth shot out, apparently I just picked them up and shoved them back in my gob and carried on.

A Women PCSO witnessed this and said to a lad behind me. “Did you just see that!” Without batting an eyelid the lad said “it’s alright, he’s my Dad”
I was very proud of my lad that day.

 

[Essex blue]

Remember going to the comedy store in Camden lock, London with a few mates.

We had downed about 6 cans of warm larger on the way before hitting a few bars.

Feeling hungry I grabbed a hot dog off a street vendor and entered into the comedy store. Feeling quite pissed I was heckling the compère Lee Hurst and some of the other acts. A few times the doormen came over and asked me to give it a rest ( I was being a nob).

Slowly a felt the room starting to spin and passed out for a short while. I. Woke up as Lee was thanking all the acts and " last but not least" he said for "the Northern twat at the front for his contributions all over the fucking floor". Oops turns out I puked everywhere just before passing out!!!

 

[urban genie]

Cannot fully remember but 15yrs old parents were away, left my 17 yr old brother in charge so we had a party.

Like a dick drank a 2 lt bottle of home made snakebite that was a mix of 1lt cider, 2 cans of kestral super and some vimto.

Anyway all I recal is a brozen toilet systern, tge back gate was set on fire and some knob head up tge street robin reliant was turned upside down.

the rest is a very big 26yr old blur.