Zombie Guns it is then....

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

One glimpse at the source of the op reassures me of it's bonkersness.

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tut tut.

You really shouldn't be fooled by such things.

Doh - how stupid do I feel now?
I love the bit where some Soviet dissident living with his missus and stepson in some God-awful Glasgow high rise throws himself off and it is described as 'possible suicide'.
Sounds more like a spontaneous outbreak of common sense.