zombies

[MCFCTrick]

I have this nightmare regularly....and wake up screaming as about to be eaten alive, but still I watch Zombie films....masochist I know.....

 

[johnny on the spot]

I've got access to chainsaws, but I'd have to get the bus to college to get mine. I assume that while severely disrupted, a skeleton service would be running?

 

[Fame Monster]

I'd probably just wander the streets as normal, but carry plenty of muzzles. Then once they've been tamed, I'd imagine there'd be some tasty zilfs traipsing about. Then it's simply a case of fill your boots.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

imagine zombies could be real.

I assume you weren't at Stoke on Saturday then?

 

[Scottyboi]

I would personally love this to happen, would be pretty amazing everyone would all go Moss side first to get strapped haha

 

[Challenger1978]

Zombies have to be the least impressive of all the Hollywood monsters.

If we do ever get a zombie apocalypse I hope I'm around to kick some arse.

They can't drive, they can't speak, they can't use rudimentary tools. They run like kids with Apsergers, and a man in a suit of armour and a cricket bat could clean out a small sized town of the dribbling twats in a few shifts.

Bring it on you undead bastards!

Lmao that's my plan get a suit of armor or some kind of suit to protect me so the fuckers can't bite. Then I'll smash there heads in with a spiked mace. Seriously one smack from a spiked mace and there whole head will cave in instantly. Then I'll find myself an old castle or 18th century fort on the coast (so i can fish from ramparts) and i'll hold up in there in relative safety.

 

[BWTAC]

Walking through Ashton town centre on any week day would give you a good idea what it would be like to have Zombies roaming about.