From the Telegraph . . .

i remember when the telegraph was a great paper

surely this is the times having a pop at the lazy commentators on telly rather than a pop at mario

Sense of humour?

I love the fact that a lot of our players are becoming household names,they must be doing something right! Long may it continue.

Bib related injury, pmsl

I read it and I thought what the F*** has he done in Hyde, I dont remember that story, and then I saw Jekyll and had to laugh at that and my stupidity.

Snap

This but Mario has the x factor. The press and public (me included) love a bit of Mario

Think Big Mals Cigar on here controversial and riveting

Sometimes you have to hold your hands up and admit that the world would be a fucking dull place without these people. In my opinion! (and the kid scores goals)

Crackle.