Top Facts About Glauber Berti

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Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby THEBLUEDONKEY » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:16 pm

little to nothing is known about this man but despite the air of mystery and secrecy surrounding him certain snippets of info have emerged please add any other info you have about him so we might come to know him better

1. Glauber Berti is known around eastlands only as "Weapon X"
2. Glauber Berti has a sprint speed clocked at over 96.5 mph
3. Glauber Berti is Kaiser Soze
4. Glauber Berti has the worlds largest collection of circus themed teapots in the prem
5. Glauber Berti is an expert sleuth and has recently dicsovered the identity of jack the ripper however he refuses to reveal the notorious killers identity untill as he says "the pieces are all in place"
6. Glauber berti was shot 5 times before climbing to the top of the hip hop charts only to be dropped by his label due to his fancy ways
7. Glauber Berti hates pies as he considers them to be poofy .

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby meldrew » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:21 pm

8. Glauber Berti can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
9.If you spell Glauber Berti in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
10. Glauber Berti has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby Wolfy » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:24 pm

Chuck Norris facts win threads/forums.

Carry on.

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby THEBLUEDONKEY » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:25 pm

Glauber Berti is lactose intollerant a fact known to Robinho and Dunne who both delight in replacing the Soya in his post training milkshake with full fat milk and locking all the toilets

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby liamctid » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:26 pm

11. Glauber Berti can slam shut a revolving door.
12. Glauber Berti can punch a horse to the ground.
13. Glauber Berti will make you understand Dr. Pepper.
14. Glauber Berti brough sexy back before NSync were formed.
15. Glauber Berti counted to infinity... twice!
16. Glauber Berti pointed his finger at a plane and said 'bang' and it fell down.
17. Glauber Berti told Garry Cook that Milan were bottlers.

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby BlueSam » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:33 pm

18. When Glauber Berti jumps in water he doesnt get wet....the water gets Bertied

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby mcfcblue » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:38 pm

19. Glauber Berti once got 4 hole in ones in 1 round of golf

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby bluemooninho » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:38 pm

19. Glauber Berti once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
20. If you have five pounds and Glauber Berti has five pounds, Glauber Bertis has more money than you.
21. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Glauber Berti got an award for masturbating in public.
22. Glauber Berti sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Glauber Berti
23. Glauber Berti can touch MC Hammer.
24. Glauber Berti only masturbates to pictures of Glauber Berti.
25. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, Glauber Berti beats everything.

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby dannybcity » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:41 pm

26. Glauber Bertie is completely indifferent to Marmite.

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Re: Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Postby kiran111 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:45 pm

27. Glauber Berti is the Stig
28. Glauber Berti is th real club mascot, moonchester and moonbeam just stand there looking good and waiving at people.
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