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 Post subject: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:42 pm 
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A bluemooner called De Niro
Became a modding hero
Adorned by Ric
With a banning stick
Now he is a wierdo


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:50 pm 
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There was a new mod, Squirtyflower
Whose head was turned by the power
with a flick of his hand
half the forum was banned
and the rest of us just fuckin cowered

This limerick in no way represents my views and I accept no liability for words which happen to rhyme with flower.


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:53 pm 
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Location: El Presidente of the cellar
A bluemooner full of bravado
with a head like an avocado
thought it was cool
to live in Blackpool
I give you all Ducado


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:55 pm 
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There is a mod called cheesy
He dont half make me feel queezy
He gave me a warning
One Saturday morning
So will you remove it pleasey


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:02 pm 
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Location: El Presidente of the cellar
The young mod called Gstar
worked part time in the spar
where his banning stick
the size of his dick
got stuck in a small coffee jar


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:07 pm 
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There was a mod called Prestwich Blue
Who hadn't a clue what to do
In a thread about Israel
Someone mentioned Gareth Bale
And was banned for talking off topic poo


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:11 pm 
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There once was a mod called Ducado
Who worries over his libido
It was all just a stunt
He's no longer a ****
I thank him for his bravado

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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:14 pm 
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brilliant.


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:17 pm 
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As Ric wanted new mods to hire
Enquiries were awfully dire
Then into the bin
Went Zimmer the Zin
With Tolmie, and Pam and Quagmire


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 Post subject: Re: Mods in Limericks
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:18 pm 
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In awe of the god that is Ric
the rest of the mods sucked his dick
except dam who was pissed
so flicked one off the wrist
and De Niro who mopped up the sick


this does not represent my insider knowledge and I take no responsibility for words that happen to rhyme with Ric


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