I was out on the lash thursday, friday & saturday, and on sunday afternoon I took my new bird out for lunch (been seeing her for 2 weeks), I was sat at the table while she went to the ladies. While she was gone I thought I'd squeeze a fart out. Well some kind of weird shit-bubble exploded in my jeans and splashed up my lower-back, it stunk to high heaven and it stained my kecks and the bottom of my tshirt.

So i thought bollox this and just left. Went home showered and tried to ring her, but she didn't answer and she hasn't rang me since. I suppose thats the romance over. I'm not arsed really though, at least she won't be able to tell her/my mates that I shit meself.

Thanks for sharing that with us!!!

In the process now.

Yuk, far too much information.

5 minutes ago. Not cleaned up yet.

done it a few times while on the 'sesh' . Normally just wipe my arse on grundies in the bogs, chuck em away and get back up the bar. Youre way to posh gettin showered and all.

You dirty twats lol. And liam you tramp lol. Thats hanging that is!!

We've all done, burds included. Admit it.

correct answer,,well done that man

Bluemonday......................get them in the wash or just chuck em!!!!