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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:36 pm 
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I was out on the lash thursday, friday & saturday, and on sunday afternoon I took my new bird out for lunch (been seeing her for 2 weeks), I was sat at the table while she went to the ladies. While she was gone I thought I'd squeeze a fart out. Well some kind of weird shit-bubble exploded in my jeans and splashed up my lower-back, it stunk to high heaven and it stained my kecks and the bottom of my tshirt.

So i thought bollox this and just left. Went home showered and tried to ring her, but she didn't answer and she hasn't rang me since. I suppose thats the romance over. I'm not arsed really though, at least she won't be able to tell her/my mates that I shit meself.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:39 pm 
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Thanks for sharing that with us!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:40 pm 
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Location: South Stand 118 and NOT the Blue Alliance Liam!
In the process now.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:42 pm 
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Yuk, far too much information.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:43 pm 
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5 minutes ago. Not cleaned up yet.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:43 pm 
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done it a few times while on the 'sesh' . Normally just wipe my arse on grundies in the bogs, chuck em away and get back up the bar. Youre way to posh gettin showered and all.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:44 pm 
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You dirty twats lol. And liam you tramp lol. Thats hanging that is!!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:47 pm 
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Bluebird1 wrote:
Yuk, far too much information.


We've all done, burds included. Admit it.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:48 pm 
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Adidas Barry Silkman wrote:
done it a few times while on the 'sesh' . Normally just wipe my arse on grundies in the bogs, chuck em away and get back up the bar. Youre way to posh gettin showered and all.
correct answer,,well done that man


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:48 pm 
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Bluemonday......................get them in the wash or just chuck em!!!!

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