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PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:54 am 
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This has got to go in the Classics. Didsbury Dave kicking his door down in a fit of superhuman strength because he needed a shit that much is my personal highlight.


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:14 pm 
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glynn wrote:
When I was 18, I worked security for my uncle on a fairly large building site ...

...I walked back to the cabin crying my eyes out when i got there my uncles sat feet up brew in hand. i remember it this day. he turned to me and said Glynn whats up? to which I replied " I've fucking shit myself" I never worked on that site again!!!


At 18?!! Was it really that traumatic?

Haven't got time to read back through 19 pages but is the story on here about the young copper shitting his uniform trousers whilst running to try and reach the toilet in time whilst on duty at a game at Old Trafford?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:47 pm 
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In response to Paphos's "Touching Cloth" thread.
This stone-cold classic deserves a bump.

Read it a weep newbies.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:21 pm 
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Classic! BUMP!!!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:38 pm 
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Rumbly tummy.



not nice. not nice at all.

















.............and I had to take them to the dry cleaners after.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:40 pm 
gaudinho's stolen car wrote:
This has got to go in the Classics. Didsbury Dave kicking his door down in a fit of superhuman strength because he needed a shit that much is my personal highlight.


didsbury dave is a twat.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:38 am 
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I've not been here for ages, I'm so glad this thread is still here!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:50 am 
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aphex wrote:
gaudinho's stolen car wrote:
This has got to go in the Classics. Didsbury Dave kicking his door down in a fit of superhuman strength because he needed a shit that much is my personal highlight.


didsbury dave is a twat.


Maybe so, but it was a funny story. And I did write that comment in October.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:21 am 
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When was the last time I soiled myself?

Well, I'll have to ring up my 75 yr old mum. She probably has the event noted in one of her old diaries from the 1960s. It'll be in there along with my first tooth etc.

She might even have a photo.

I'll get back to you.

It's too late to call her tonight.


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