Yeah it's the Real McCoy.

haha, makes it even better then.

Great work

Ha ha cheers it was a lot of fun. The funny thing is, i typed that much in broken English, i had started doing it when posting on here. Had to edit loads of posts.

well done mate. absolutely hilarious. best laugh since the adam teese wind up.

Lollosaurus.

Agreed. By the way, what happened to Teese. He was supposed to be on trial on May 13 but it must have been put back for some reason. Anyone know when he's up again?

Couldn't help myself...

"Hey mates it just announce on Radio Nou that United have made official offer for Juan Mata because of missing Silva. I can keep you update."


http://community.manutd.com/forums/p/10 ... px#1066573

Hat off to you for this,brilliant reading!!!

Took my favourite quote from it all....sums them up to a tee!

Re: David Silva - I said all along he would be open to a move
for once i see sensibility from a fan.. the way i see it is.. if skysports hasnt reported it.. then its not real wat so ever.. if they do then its 70% true.. if Man Utd site say it on their news then its 100% end of!

look at this bitter moron on that rag forum. according to his logic fabregas must be a bag of shite as well. the deluded twat even thinks bacon face has 'something up his sleeve'. only the key to the ot drinks cabinet pal.

Silva is overated. Why isnt he a regular starter for the Spanish team? Dont give me that *** that they have too many quality midfielder cos so have Argentina, Brazil but they still play Messi and Kaka respectively. If Silva was so good then he would be indespensable to the national team like Xavi and Villa is. The guy is over rated and I believe SAF has something up his sleeve in regards to who he's going to sign this year. Our squad is mor than capable of challenging for honours next year regardless who City sign. We have one person City will NEVER have and thats SAF!! Bring it on

SAF silly auld fecker.