You paying for the return flights too?

Unless we had a whip round for one return ticket. We could take it in turns putting him up for a night between now and the end of the season - wouldn't imagine he'd be a problem to anybody seems like a really nice guy. Just make sure he's tidied his room before he leaves for the next house.

What a story that would make! Three hundred days - three hundred beds! Three hundred pubs. Three thousand pints! Three decades to stop laughing about it!