Used to drink a lot especially just after my dad died and one night stayed at my ma's after on the lash and realised needed a piss, bathroom was to left and her room to the right, I took stagger to the right and proceeded to piss all over her dressing table, she says that she woke to the sound of 'running water' and shouted at me asking what I was doing, I replied having a piss, she answered you can clean it up and I went into bathroom pulled toilet roll from wall and told her it's your room you clean it'

apart from next day when she told me we never mentioned it again

-- Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:54 pm --

Also went to a Northern Ireland game on minibus and all been on the drink, big lad just out of clink said he needed a piss and driver says can't stop while on the motorway, when we got off motorway everyone piled out and started pissing but the big lad just sat on, when asked why he didn't get off he says already had my piss and had only pissed himself while on route

while stopping for a piss at same spot on way to a Coleraine away game we went down an alley to piss behind some houses and this oul doll opens her back gate and shouts 'yous boys are disgusting' and my mate replies 'could be worse missus' she said 'how' and he says 'I could be having a shite'

Not footy related but here goes;

me and 11 mates went sea fishing at Ross on sea about 3 years ago, just got out on the boat n were setting up to start when I asked the skipper where the toilet was and a few of the lads started laughing! The skipper threw me a roll of bog roll n pointed me to the front of the boat, now at the start of a 6 hour trip I certainly wernt holding it in, so I hung my arse over the side of the boat and curled a cracker, cleaned myself up and went back to join the others! Next thing one of the lads on the other side of the boat let out a heave as my log went bobbing past, before you know it a seagull swooped down n necked the turd in one arrow! Cue the rest of the piss takers throwing up over the side of the boat calling me allsorts!
That'll teach em for laughing!

Not footy related but here goes;

me and 11 mates went sea fishing at Ross on sea about 3 years ago, just got out on the boat n were setting up to start when I asked the skipper where the toilet was and a few of the lads started laughing! The skipper threw me a roll of bog roll n pointed me to the front of the boat, now at the start of a 6 hour trip I certainly wernt holding it in, so I hung my arse over the side of the boat and curled a cracker, cleaned myself up and went back to join the others! Next thing one of the lads on the other side of the boat let out a heave as my log went bobbing past, before you know it a seagull swooped down n necked the turd in one arrow! Cue the rest of the piss takers throwing up over the side of the boat calling me allsorts!
That'll teach em for laughing!

Lol

Lol

100 posts in 2 fuckin days???

rag alert boys and girls,you can smell the shit from here!!!!!!!!!!