Ode to Mario by Rascal and UUBlue

Enigmatic Mario Balotelli
Soon after a large vermicelli
Cruised into a college
Though not to gain knowledge -
To relieve his distended belly

The faculty jumped to their heels
Whilst students continued their meals
When back at his car
Our blue superstar
Found his Bentley with four fewer wheels

The head he was distraught
The students must be caught
wrecking the car
of a blue superstar
lessons need to be taught

They soon found a couple of scrotes
And holding them firm by their throats
There came an admission
A fall and a submission
Whilst Balo gave out twenty pound notes

As Balo drove out of the school
The kids sang Man City rule
a red at the gate
sealed his fate
Mario ran over the fool

The staff came at once to the scene
They moved the unfortunate teen
Initially concerned
Then relieved when they learned
On the car, not a scratch could be seen

Mario pulled up to the petrol station
There seemed to be such elation
Because Mario had paid
He was soon to be made
The King of our blue nation

It started with wank bank pictures we'd save
The mods warned all to behave
It all came to pass
With pictures of giant ass
The lot then went into the grave

In off topic they're starting to bitch
Because Ducado just let loose he's a snitch
That Rascal he's got disapansation
It's all part of his bluemoon mod pension
Rics ordered Dam to say it's all just a glitch

There once was a mod on blue moon
Who was given responsibility to soon
He hacked at the posts
And to threatened the ban
Forgetting he’s a member an ordinary man

There once was an mod in a thong
Who wore it all day long;
But then he got caught
what a horrible though
So they smashed his back doors in 

Ducado has threatened to ban,
quite a few good city fans,
for asking some tool,
why he was acting the fool,
i'll elaborate in rhyme if i can.

Today there was some fucking loony,
in his fantasy team he had rooney,
we called him a prick,
but ducado got sick,
and attempted to control bluemoon-y.

This fuckwit desired more goals,
for those red-shirted fucking arseholes,
my only surprise,
was that in last week's cup tie,
he didn't jizz in his pants for paul scholes.

If we can't have a go at a rag,
or a wind up attempting to blag,
where will it end?
i'll end up round the bend,
and end up in bed for a shag.

The mods on the whole are ok,
but there's something i'm desperate to say,
some of the warnings dished out,
for virtually nowt,
are making some folk stay away.

The mod said he was in a bad mood,
and began being extremely rude,
either carefully we tread,
or you wobble your head,
for all our thoughts we have some food.

And i'll likely be banned now tonight,
but i truly could not give a shite,
I'd rather be dead,
than cheer goals by a red,
and everyone knows that I'm right.

Excellent, I don't think we could ever ban a poet of such talent, by the way I only banned him for 30 mins because he was winding everyone else up

*applauds*

i think, if i recall my point before the stella kicked in, that i was referring to your threats to ban those of us who were having a go at him FOR WANTING ROONEY TO SCORE!

It was aimed at him, but the best policy with trolls is not to keep feeding them, now get back to writing poetry