tonight i thought i would be banned,
for my limericks - although they were grand,
but ducado was fair,
it's incredibly rare,
unless he's waiting to show me his hand.

now i'll tell you a little bit more,
puppet silva likes rooney to score,
'cos it earns him more points,
he must smoke lots of joints,
the reaction of 'cado was poor.

now i've been on the stella all night,
thinking my last post would seal my plight,
i've been eating chinese,
drinking all that i please,
and watched match of the day which was shite.

now i'll be back again in the morning,
'cos i know that i ain't got a warning,
in 10 hours time,
i'll be here with more rhyme,
and there'll be no need for anyone mourning.

but i came with a story to tell,
and i think it's a rat i can smell,
ducado the mod,
has been thinking he's god,
but don't have any nightmares - sleep well.

The mods each sent Ric their CV
When applying to be his deputy
It was hard to decide
'Cos the best qualified
Only had one GCSE

All of them are brilliant, really funny as well keep them coming

would anyone mind is i popped this in to the classic threads forum.

nothing but brilliant some bluemooners replies

It must be a sign of the times
In the history of bluemoon chimes
a thread by poets
though most didnt know it
have made some classic rhymes

Don't mind at all. Does that also mean the thread is closed?

No not at all, you could also start a new poetry thread not about Mods you and few others are very talented indeed, one of the best threads I have ever read on here

UUBlue's a different class with these.

Damocles he thinks its his right,
To have his brain work faster than light,
He left work one day,
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.

i've just wrote out a 9 verse effort but got logged out by the time i submitted it! AAaarrrgghhhh!!!