i stole denis irwins coat frrom a pub in dublin and threw it in the liffey,after going through his pockets

I'll give you an example....i used to work at Megabowl (the bowling alley) when Andy Cole came in with his lad. This was back in about 2000, while he was bowling in the smelliest/dirtyest pair of bowling shoes i could find, i went into the back where we kept the customers shoes and i spat into his brand new Nike Airs,

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2 mates of mine were walking through the trafford centre a couple of years back and noticed quite a crowd moving through the place so they stopped to see what the attraction was, it was Giggs out and about and lots of people getting autographs and pics etc. my mate waits for a bit and gets to giggs with the crowd still round and says " any chance of a photo mate" to which giggs says "yeah no problem" before he knows whats going on my mate passes Giggs his mobile phone and then stands back next to his mate with his arm round his shoulder and says " try not to cut the top of our heads off will you mate" all dead pan like. He reckons the look on Giggs face for about 30 seconds was class and his crowd were somewhat confused as well. The icing on the cake he reckons was that then giggs took the pic, saw the funny side and said " you've got to be blue's" which of course they are. He still has the pic and still likes to show it off as his Ryan Giggs photo (only there is no Giggs in it of course !)