A legend in the making...

Balotelli unhurt after car crash Link
Balotelli wins award, mocks Wilshere Link
Balotelli suffers allergic reaction to grass Link
Balotelli wears "Chicken Hat" Link
Mancini throws suitcase at Balo Link
Balotelli is good at darts Link
Balotelli makes Rio lose it Link
Balotelli charitable act to homeless person Link
Balotelli's car impounded 27 times Link
Balotelli's pulled over by police because he was driving round with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat. When they asked him why he had it, he laughed and replied “because I can.”Link
Balotelli saves boy from bullying Link
Balotelli shown round Naples by mafia Link
Balotelli buys a Harley and immediately banned from riding it Link
Balotelli calls fire brigade after fireworks set bathroom alight Link
Balotelli subsequently made Manchester's ambassador for fireworks safety Link
Balotelli then runs up £55k hotel bill whilst home is repaired and parks his Maserati in the drop off point at the Lowry Hotel. Link
Balotelli(with gf) picks up newsagent porn mag Link
Balotelli ignores mothers shopping list Link
Balotelli uses iPad while sitting on the Italy bench Link
Balotelli v's Bib Link
Balotelli tries to visit all female prison Link
Swaps new Italy home shirt at half time, for the Old one.. because he didn't like the design.Link
Balotelli pranks City staff member Link
Balotelli gives Norwich a cold shoulder Link
Balotelli shouts "ROOONEEY" at prostitute Link
Balotelli tries to take dog on open top bus parading the FA Cup Link
Balotelli confronts Dynamo Kiev fans on the street Link
Balotelli donates enough to help build a school in South Sudan, that they name a wing after him. Link
Balotelli swears live on TV Link
Balotelli trips up Dzeko Link
Balotelli dates BB winner than sh*gs her best mate Link
Balotelli builds racetrack in his back garden Link
Balotelli cake making fail Link
Balotelli back heel fail Link
Balotelli attacks training dummy Link
Balotelli gets grief from Villa fans, then promptly scores an overhead kick and celebrates in front of them Link
Balotelli takes part in 'I [heart] MCR' campaign, but pens CITY below slogan Link
Balotelli hits female reporter with inflatable banana Link
Balotelli casually sits on top of the pile-on during FA Cup final goal celebration Link
Balotelli takes to pitch v Bayern with boot's reading 'SUPER M'. Link
Balotelli steals Kun Aguero's gloves in Chelsea game Link
Balotelli and the 32FF Porn Star Link
Balotelli's Christmas Eve/Christmas Day jaunt to Wythenshawe Link > Deansgate Link > Chorlton Link> Wythenshawe again Link
Balotelli named track on Tinchy Stryder EP, apparently the hook goes 'Why always me, why always me, why always me… Mario Balotelli!' Link
Balotelli challenges Rag to punch-bag arcade game duel - he lost though! Link
Balotelli meet's Tim Westwood and arranges DJ lessons Link
Balotelli turns up at Xavarian College.. to use their toilet Link

And finally..
Balotelli - Why Always Me? Link

Love him :D

I think you missed:

Balotelli shouts "ROOONEEY" at prostitute http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Ma ... 16910.html

what about his ironing board shopping trip and his cash in car story

Balotelli confronts Dynamo Kiev fans on the street http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... urope.html

he is just a fucking legend, got to love mad mario!

Added

Ironing board is the mother's shopping list link. The cash in car I thought was the crash)I'll double check the article.

Gives enough of a donation to help build a school in South Sudan, that they name a wing after him. Link

Sticky ??? Got a feeling this thread may well be updated quite often lol

Not heard that one before and didn't realise he has his own website. Cheers.

Ps: Added!