I think this is the first time I've followed a link to that place.

Started reading the famous fans thread - even they have to admit their own fans are w@nkers.

awwwww you poor hard-done by GLORY HUNTING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!





Fuck me, what would these morons have done if they had been 'Down Amongst the Dead Men' as we were? Sub-30k attendances at the theatre of shite?

Another peach from ****.... laughable!!!






Ho ho ho!! Suck on it knobhead.

The last part of this sentence made me chuckle:

Struggling to shift tickets?

http://www.manutd.com/Home/VideoMess...0STPL%201213v1

My Mrs got all this 'renew your season ticket' bumfluff through the post the other day,which she duly left on the side in the kitchen, imagine my surprise, and joy, to come down in the morning to find my cat, Bazil, had shit all over it, he got a nice fresh chicken breast for his effort, good lad.

I can't see the video on that page, is it uploaded anywhere else? please, please, wanna see that gem.

The Trafford Massives can't sell out their season tickets despite their fanbase doubling* in the last few years.

* Based on a survey of 57,000 people. PMSL.

they've taken the fucker down, hahahahahahaha

Unfuckinbelievable!! One season without a trophy and the Trafford Rats are fleeing the sinking ship!!! *LOL* :-)

(Apologies if already posted)

Ferguson urges Manchester United fans to keep faith



http://sports.ndtv.com/football/news/item/191120-sir-alex-ferguson-urges-manchester-united-fans-to-keep-faith

Manchester: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has issued a rallying cry to the club's season-ticket holders, urging them to renew their seats at Old Trafford despite the heartache of losing the Premier League title to local rivals Manchester City.

Sergio Aguero's last-gasp winner against Queens Park Rangers saw City snatch the title from under the noses of United, who briefly thought they'd retained their crown by beating Sunderland on the final day of the season.

"When you look back on last season, it tells you the story of Manchester United," Ferguson said in his two-minute message to season-ticket holders.

"There is no club in the world who can create the drama that we created last year.

"Okay, it didn't work out our way this time but when you go back through the years and the number of times we have scored last minute goals it just added to the excitement and drama of Manchester United.

"It will always be there because that is the kind of club we are.

"When you are buying your season ticket you are guaranteed:

1) A possible heart attack.

2) Incredible excitement in the last minute of games.

3) Hope that we win the championship back."

United look set to miss out on one transfer target already this summer after Eden Hazard opted to join Champions League winners Chelsea, although there has been no official confirmation from the club.

However, the Red Devils are hoping to sign Japanese midfielder Shinji Kagawa from German champions Borussia Dortmund.

Anyone got a link to the video, it's not showing were I live. Which is odd as they have 90 million fans over here. Honestly.