Do not take on Sir Alcoholic at mind games....Only one winner.

Not Bitter are they?

frenvh correspondent on talksport discussing french defence against england - "if we play evra instead of clichy then god help us"

finally people are beginning to stop listening to the evra myth

Clichy is superb, blocked most if not all crosses from the right.

As for the rags TICK TOCK. Hoping that whenever we do overtake the scum on all fronts we have a big countdown clock like the 44 years thing done at the stadium but this time counting down from 100. (Probably not alive to see it mind)

Oh my god just seen this!! Surely gotta be a wind up

This: 'We just aren't the type of club to splash out on expensive signings left right and centre. We never have been. '

So good you read it twice eh Pam ;-)

"When you look back on last season, it tells you the story of Manchester United," he said. "There is no club in the world who can create the drama that we created last year."

Fucking hell, this is a sales pitch?

They created the drama by losing when they had an 8 point lead.

They created the drama by losing at Wigan.

They created the drama by leading 4-2 at home to Everton with 10 minutes to go and not going on to win.

They created the drama by surrendering at the Etihad.

What the pisscan calls 'creating the drama' is what everyone else calls 'fucking it up'.

Any young men out there making their way as a salesman, this is not how you go about it. My word.

HOw can you come to the conclusion from a survey of approx 50k that you have 640 million.is it a case of tick tock and the need to grab their last lifeline