"I tell ye (hic)... right... I cannae... ah fuck...... (hic).... see me right..... I fucking hate it, fucking hate it.... (hic).... big fuckin' flip flops he had.... (hic)..... but see them Glazers right... and thae bassards thae fucked off tae Bury.... (hic).... hahahahahahaaa.... (hic) ....yooooou beauty ye.... no, but he's a good boy right, he's a good boy.... (hic) .....geez anurra swallae o' thae Buckfast buddy.... (glug, glug, glug).... ah see me right.... fuck... that's thae stuff.... (glug) HERE! HERE! Ya bassard... ye dinnae take fuck all offae me pal.... I'll tell you boy, I'll fucking telt you....(snore).."

Just before their Champs League match with Basle.

hiccup..... errrr. ..... just the two bottles today love....give us a wee brown paper bag will yee

So bitter and classless in defeat he couldn't even refer to us by our proper name.

Those Sunderland fans we won't forget that.

Where did that five minutes come from I never authorised that.

when rooney asked for a transfer . baconface said something about seeing a cow in a different field. can't remember it exactly but it was bloody funny.

Wha' yuse sayin'? Ryan Giggs shagged my Missus ! yeh well wrong, she's 79 fa fucks sake, tha waz nah giggsy that was wayne.

"Sometimes you look in a field and see a cow," said Ferguson. "You think it is a better cow than the one you see in your field. It never really works out that way.

"Some players like to think the world is better somewhere else. It never really works."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 112841.stm

when i said hide on the back seat berba i didnt mean for the whole of your fucking contract

'When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure. They are the inventors of the smokescreen.'
Before playing Inter Milan in the Champions League quarter-final, 1999.


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I think he looked under the sauce when Bobby told him "eeets feeneshed" but he still couldn't get his homegrown academy over the finishing line!!

Followed up by Ferdinand's congratulations to "the other team".