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Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:07 pm

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Carstairs wrote:

too the tune of "Ocean Finance"

U.N.I.T.E.D.
Star striker is a fat baldy
We've seen the news, we've seen the pics
Glued to head is a weetabix

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The Iceman Cometh

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:27 pm

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Whats that sitting on top of yer head? is it a Pop tart? is it a pop tart?
(whats that coming over the hill)

What a waste of breakfast, What a waste of breakfast

He's got the whole grain on his head
He's got the whole wheat grain on his head
He's got the whole grain on his head
He's got a weetabix on his head
(whole world in his hands)

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Tbilisi

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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:33 pm

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Impeccable One wrote:

stony wrote:

Would be awesome if everyone turned up for the derby in a bald wig with a weetabix glued to it.

Scary !!! You just stole that thought out of my head 5 minutes before I had it !

Or still better take a balloon with crushed weatabix stuck to it

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Ragnarok

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:45 pm

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BETTER-DEAD-THAN-RED wrote:

Ragnarok wrote:

Whats a weetabix? Does it taste good? Any equivalent international brands so that i can taste something similiar?

Weetabix is a whole grain wheat breakfast cereal produced by Weetabix Limited of the United Kingdom. It comes in the form of palm-sized (ovals approx. 9.5cm × 5.0cm or 4" × 2") biscuits.

you put milk with it just like other cereals except if you leave it too long in the milk it goes soggy, but some people like that it like that. I like putting sugar on top of mine. dont know of any other brands similar

Thanks, so its like say Kellogs for example?

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South Stander

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:29 pm

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Ragnarok wrote:

BETTER-DEAD-THAN-RED wrote:

Ragnarok wrote:

Whats a weetabix? Does it taste good? Any equivalent international brands so that i can taste something similiar?

Thanks, so its like say Kellogs for example?

if you had about three table spoons of corn flakes stuck in a lump it would be similar but more like crushed corn flakes stuck together

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Unknown_Genius

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:04 am

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The Iceman Cometh wrote:

Haha, I love them all, especially the last one.

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1961_vintage

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:33 am

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And as you sing your silly songs the pube-headed cnut bangs another one in.

Motivated by anger and hatred, channelled into aggression with fresh fried chips on both shoulders - but without which he's anonymous and why he's generally average on the international stage.

Best ignored.

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pinder10

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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:56 am

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1961_vintage wrote:

I take it you haven't been to the last so many derbys then when the prick has been sung at yet has failed to make any difference to the game. People can sing what they want (within reason) as it hardly makes a difference to a players performance.

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Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:10 am

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jrb wrote:

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'A balloon with a Weetabix crushed on top': Oasis Liam taunts Rooney over hair transplant

Manchester City fan Gallagher takes a swipe at United and England striker over his new look

Former Oasis singer Liam Gallagher has taunted Wayne Rooney in hilarious style over the England striker's hair transplant.

Rooney is rumoured to have spent £20,000 last summer having follicular unit extraction at a clinic in Harley Street.

But Beady Eye frontman Gallagher told The Telegraph: "I'm not having it. He looks like a f***ing balloon with a f***ing Weetabix crushed on top.

It ruined Jason Lee's career(Pineapple), so we should do everything in our power to ruin Rooney's career.

"He's got a weetbaix on his head, and his name is Wayne Rooney!"

'Twill only result in Weetabix opening a factory in Shanghai to keep up with the unprecedented oriental demand. And watch out for MANUre Weetabix boxes in Asda.

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drthingy

Post subject: Re: "He's Got A Weetabix On His Head..."

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:52 am

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How about he's got a weetabix on his head repeated until we get a bit tired, then change to he's got some shredded wheat on his head. Then granny's minge then anything else we can come up with

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