Ancient Citizen wrote:
Yeah, can't take anyone seriously who never takes his fucking hat off.
Like SRV or Billy Gibbons? Or Hank Williams? Or Abraham Lincoln? Or Donald Duck?
Ah yes, but SRV and Billy Gibbons, I believe, were/are Texans, or at least Southerners, so were born with hats that would have to be surgically removed; Abe wasn't wearing headgear when he was shot by that Booth chappie and Donald duck has been seen regularly bare headed.
The Edge is a vain man who shuns a syrup for a woolly hat, therefore is deserving of our scorn.
You might be right about the brilliant Hank Williams, though. ;)
I agree with excluding the sub-group of Texans genetically fused with their headgear, but I'll have you know Abe's hat was in fact shot off by Booth. And Donald Duck doesn't actually exist, you know, and nor does his hat.