Sanjay the Indian wife beater headbutts his wife at 7.30 every night,on the dot

I came home today and shouted "WIFE, PREPARE FOR ANAL DESTRUCTION!!!......


I've just bought toilet roll from the pound shop."


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Whats the difference between a Lesbian in a porno film and a Lesbian in real life?...


About 12 stone


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My wife reckons she could fall asleep on a log.


So to test this, I've shit on her side of the bed.


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Old Chinese wise man say, oral sex make your day but anal sex make your hole weak!

What's the difference between rape and murder?

My mood.

whats the difference between Indian rape and Indian murder ?

Mahmood

Every man's dream: Daughter on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of a Football weekly, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Persons. ;)

Who led the pedants revolt?


Which Tyler

Im new to this magic thing but my trick to get my dog to swallow my semen is coming on a treat!

(sorry if posted already)

My wife said she is leaving me because I always exaggerate.

I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second boy says,
"Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss." After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it
doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow."