oh do chip in.

GMP are a peeling for witnesses.

haha,..who cares..todays news tomorrows chip paper.

the last victim handed over crisp notes

police originally arrested the wrong men who were just walkers

Doesn't surprise me.

Some scouser came on offering travel advice to blues for Napoli. He had his young son with him on a holiday trip. Two dodgy geezers came along and offered him an iPhone for 50 Euro. Obviously it was a load of shit but the impression the guy got was that you hand over the dough or get tooled in (even with his son there). So he handed over the 50 euro and scarpered with the box.

Opened it to find a plank of wood.

the laptops used as bait were eventually found under a pile of jerseys

I don't get it.

it must be a generic scouser travel advice joke along the lines of,
why has a seagull got wings?
so it can beat the scousers to the tip...
Or he had a dislike for italians and had a chip on his shoulder.

It isn't a joke, that actually happened. The scouser just wanted to get away from these guys on the scootays as there were bound to be more around the corner. They gave him an iPhone box but with a block of wood in when he got out of the area with his son.

These are the saute people I try to avoid.