It's all about eye contact and not reading what is on the slide verbatim. Don't wave your arms about like a drowning man either.

And don't talk too fast. However fast you are talking is probably too fast.

Inject a little humour if you are feeling confident (something I have never lacked), but don't turn into a stand up comic.

Remember people want to see a human being.

Norfolk 'n' chance when you turn up then!

I agree, I had a presentation once and sent in Zeduiumar from the Quarian Nebula to take my place as i was too nervous.

Needless to say , he fucked it right up, FUCKING QUARIANS !!

It's true, I am an acquired taste.

I'm fucking boss at presentations though ;-)

Haven't stopped smiling since tuesday!

Just follow what Spud did in 'trainspotting',and the job will be as good as yours

could you do a powerpoint presentation as a part of a pole dancing sequence?

That might go down well.

and you've always got something to continue with when the laptop freezes.

I had this today went for a power point only a few slides, Title page, Experience, Good work ethic, a team-player and questions.
Kept the slides simple with just a few bullet points and talked around them.
I think it went OK, didn't forget anything and kept to the five minutes.
The rest of the interview was pretty standard stuff.
Thanks for the help and the piss taking.

Tell me you didn't forget the gift.

The got a handout each in a nice plastic wallet if that counts