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Glauber Berti shot JR
Glauber Berti can hum the starwars , superman, and indiana jones themes back to back without getting confused ..
Glauber Berti sacked swen
Glauber Berti is steve's martial arts teacher he does not beleive in belts as he feels there is no system can measure toughness


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:17 pm 
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39. gluaber berti was the first man on mars


40. Gluaber Berti made people think Chad Evans' Name is Ched Evans using the power of greyskull!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:21 pm 
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Glauber Berti can shit through the eye of a needle from six paces,
a bit like me after a night on the guinness


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:23 pm 
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39. Glauber Berti's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
40. Glauber Berti once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Berti won... by five.
41. Glauber Berti can kill two stones with one bird.
42. A duck's quack does not echo. Glauber berti is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
43. Glauber Berti can rhyme orange and purple... with each other
44. Glauber Berti can unscramble an egg.
45. Glauber Berti can gargle peanut butter


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:23 pm 
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35. When girls have sex with God they scream GLAUBER BERTI!
36. Glauber Berti had the idea to sell his urine as a canned drink. We know this drink as Red Bull.
37. Superman wears Glauber Berti underpants.


Ireland does not!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:23 pm 
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Glauber Berti is the real power and money behind ADUG


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:31 pm 
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46. Glauber Berti can believe its not butter
47. Glauber Berti took away marys virginity
48. Glauber Berti once sh*t on a birds head
49. Glauber Berti pays Robinhos wage
50. Glauber Berti once beat up superman
52. Glauber Berti does not like the number 51


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:33 pm 
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46. On the first day God made Glauber Berti
47. Glauber Berti is Grade 32 on the piano
48. Glauber Berti can hold his breath for 3 hours and 34 minutes


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:35 pm 
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53. Glauber Berti dislikes pickled onions


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:36 pm 
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Upon completing the bleep test Glauber Bertie questioned when the running was to begin.


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