With five of the newly recruited
Ideas were brought and disputed
Despite a new setup
The faults did not let up
Until the new mods were rebooted

Off topic's a very fine place,
discuss politics, religion or race,
recieve tips for a flutter,
find a link to the cutter,
as long as the mods like your face.

It is down here that we all retreat,
whenever man city get beat,
some knee-jerk reactions,
must leave some in traction,
when we're robbed by some black shirted cheat.

A babes contest brings us some fun,
when the forum is looking quite glum,
then an army of perves,
come admiring the curves,
quagmire - "did you finger her bum?".

Jollsbikini annoys everyone,
but the word on the street is he's gone,
the incredible bore,
on the 83rd floor,
that despises the place he comes from.

Sweyn forkbeard is a very strange chap,
and mammutly does talk too much crap,
charliebigspuds-a-gambling,
pigeonho-a-rambling,
and SWP's back offering people a slap.

De niro will sell you a rug,
and mackenzie will offer a hug,
GSC posts the porn,
which gives corky the horn,
whilst jimharri logs off for a tug.

FuZzY and bluebird will flirt,
and we all like a good piece of skirt,
a chat with a MILF,
gives me ideas of filth,
surely one dirty picture can't hurt?

TTT is our resident jock,
blue in cumbria's post are a shock,
prestwich blue's a new mod,
didactic bothers god,
and dam-o-cles would ban the ad-block.

Then there's toma - the token blue taff,
who is wiser than all the riff raff,
thinks he's in with nat pike,
but it's not him she likes,
she told me last night in the bath!

It is all brought together by ric,
on the whole the site's ever so quick,
but it isn't the best,
when we're flooded with guests,
members only could well be the trick.

seriously seriously brilliant.

the hidden talent on here is amazing.

Best yet IMO.

If you don't mind me adding a verse.....

His black hole of a mind
a mere warp in space/time
was a parsec too far
for those at the bar
but deserved recognition in rhyme

Completely agree, that's genius :)

Intellectually hotter than Jalapeno
His renowned wit outstripped a neutrino
Asked what had inspired
The knowledge he'd acquired
Said it came from reading the Beano

One day he tried to banish
The username that was a fish
But try as he may
Quiet riot had his way
With a You tube vid taking the piss.

moved this to classics, didn't want it lost, well done to all who contributed.

There was an old mod called De Niro
who thought he was the forum hero
but when he went for a bath
Ric wanted a laugh
so reset his post count to zero.

Once upon a time there was a young lad named ric
he started a forum then had mods to pick
he was thinking of buying some carpets and rugs
so appointed de niro to turf out the mugs

He needed to ensure the site ran trouble free
so enlisted our damo on a day trip to leigh
along came trigger to control all the masses
and Gstar as well as he pulls in the lass's

There are ex cabal members as monitors too
just look at the writing under the name of prestwich blue
Some recent ones are just loving the power
to see what i mean disagree with squirtyflower

We have masters of lists like ducado who's batty
to stony who's chubby unlike our matty
there are good un's and bad un's and some are bespoke
but i think that this list should include fbloke!