Off topic's a very fine place,
discuss politics, religion or race,
recieve tips for a flutter,
find a link to the cutter,
as long as the mods like your face.
It is down here that we all retreat,
whenever man city get beat,
some knee-jerk reactions,
must leave some in traction,
when we're robbed by some black shirted cheat.
A babes contest brings us some fun,
when the forum is looking quite glum,
then an army of perves,
come admiring the curves,
quagmire - "did you finger her bum?".
Jollsbikini annoys everyone,
but the word on the street is he's gone,
the incredible bore,
on the 83rd floor,
that despises the place he comes from.
Sweyn forkbeard is a very strange chap,
and mammutly does talk too much crap,
and SWP's back offering people a slap.
De niro will sell you a rug,
and mackenzie will offer a hug,
GSC posts the porn,
which gives corky the horn,
whilst jimharri logs off for a tug.
FuZzY and bluebird will flirt,
and we all like a good piece of skirt,
a chat with a MILF,
gives me ideas of filth,
surely one dirty picture can't hurt?
TTT is our resident jock,
blue in cumbria's post are a shock,
prestwich blue's a new mod,
didactic bothers god,
and dam-o-cles would ban the ad-block.
Then there's toma - the token blue taff,
who is wiser than all the riff raff,
thinks he's in with nat pike,
but it's not him she likes,
she told me last night in the bath!
It is all brought together by ric,
on the whole the site's ever so quick,
but it isn't the best,
when we're flooded with guests,
members only could well be the trick.
seriously seriously brilliant.
the hidden talent on here is amazing.