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Bigg Bigg Blue

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:52 pm

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BimboBob wrote:

waterloo blue wrote:

Excuse me sir you appear to be intoxicated and you are now cut off from the bar,but you are welcome to have a glass of water.
When what in fact it means is we have noticed you have sunglasses perched on your head and it's now ten o'clock, therefore as a fully trained pissheads labourer I presume you are drunk.
Happened to my mate in my local last night he'd been to visit a neighbour in the hospital and called in for one on the way home,one of the perils of drinking in Sydney.

Tell him he's a **** for putting them on his head in the first place. Take the fuckers off and put them in a pocket.

But his eyes are in his head, aren't they therefore they are on the correct part of him :-)

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waterloo blue

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:53 pm

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BimboBob wrote:

waterloo blue wrote:

Tell him he's a **** for putting them on his head in the first place. Take the fuckers off and put them in a pocket.

He played in the front row for Hull in the early eighties,you fucking tell him.

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burning blue soul

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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:53 pm

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Mikem93

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:17 pm

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Putting even into sentences for no reason one of my mates does it all the time and I've found most people I chat to do it a fair amount.

For example 'Who EVEN is she' or 'where EVEN is it'

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Bigg Bigg Blue

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:18 pm

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Mikem93 wrote:

Putting even into sentences for no reason one of my mates does it all the time and I've found most people I chat to do it a fair amount.

For example 'Who EVEN is she' or 'where EVEN is it'

You're right, even I hate that.

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charliebigspuds

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:20 pm

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Bigg Bigg Blue wrote:

Mikem93 wrote:

Putting even into sentences for no reason one of my mates does it all the time and I've found most people I chat to do it a fair amount.

For example 'Who EVEN is she' or 'where EVEN is it'

You're right, even I hate that.

not as much as me, I even hate it more than you do.

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Bigg Bigg Blue

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:21 pm

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I even hate it whilst I am asleep.

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mcmanus

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:26 pm

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Lucky Toma wrote:

I have yet to see a property programme where someone hasn't uttered the phrase 'It ticks all the boxes'.

On hearing this I hurl a heavy object towards the screen hoping beyond hope that the cretin might actually be inside the set and have his moronic head caved in for saying such a spleen-twistingly annoying sequence of words.

It's costing me a fortune.

Stop watching bloody property shows. Immediately. Problems solved.

Anyone who asks 'can I get a pint?'

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Hamann Pineapple

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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:28 pm

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Swear down.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggh

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charliebigspuds

Post subject: Re: Phrases you hate

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:29 pm

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Bigg Bigg Blue wrote:

I even hate it whilst I am asleep.

I don't even have to be in any particular state of conciousness to hate it

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