why do we pass backwards when we have a free kick.
why was mario playing so deep yesterday. if it was to stop sagna why not play kolarov. teves got an assist against chelsea why not play him as we still pay him .cos you seem to have no faith in dezko. can the lads practice throw ins

Why are we so indirect with our play, rather than having a shot when there is the opportunity?

Why does Kolarov take corners and free kicks in those sorts of areas, where A) he cant do them and b) why isn't he on the edge of the box to smash them in if they're headed out?

Why trust ballotelli on a yellow card, whether it was deserved or not after publically admitting that you don't trust him in the papers?

Why did we not sign former £30 million player Diarra on a FT who is now at Fulham rather than Hargreaves when it is clear that we are lacking in midfield even when everyone is fully fit?

What is the plan now so that we steady the ship and ensure that A) our away form drastically improves next season and B) this run of form does not carry on into next season?

And the sixth to be cheeky

Why have you fallen out and got rid of our best players in Adebayor (on his day) and Bellamy?

Can you explain our horrific form since boxing day?

Why continue to keep playing mario when he shows no sign of wanting to be at city anymore?

Does he feel he'll still be in charge next season?

Will we sign wingers/wide men like hazard and lavezzi?

Is there a chance of Carlos and you making up and doing what's right for our club?

Plan B. You know it's not just a pop band, right?

Are you actually going to get rid of Mario?

Do you feel that adding a couple of quality wingers to the team will increase our chances of winning the league next season?

Do you see James Milner as a part of the team in the future, if so, where do you see him playing?

Do you see the cup competitions as a hinderence?

Do you understand that the fans don't?

do you want me to beat you?

1. Where's mi keys?
2. Where's mi phone?
3. Where's mi keys?
4. Where's mi phone?
5. Where's mi keys?

I don't know about 5, that's too many for me haha... but here's one:

Do you regret forcing your fellow Italian, Mario, so much?

I'd love to hear him answer that (if he regrets it or not)

why in training do they play fast,then on pitch they play slow as shit?

why did you want mario? sell him

can't you see that dzeko needs wingers?

why say tevez will never play again then play him? ( now with mario if he doesn't get banned)

why do we take 200 passes outside the box instead of shooting, you do know we are not barca?