Ronnie Irani has made my day:

Question: "where will you be watching the Sunderland v United game Ronnie?"

Answer: ................... "On my lucky couch"

Not like a rag to stay at home is it? Go to the match??? are you serious??

Made my day................ Pissing myself laughing

Cheers for moving the thread Mods, finger trouble!!

He said the same about the derby, time to invest in another couch twat

Why does he need a new couch, not as if he was jumping up and down celebrating on it!!!!

Before last seasons Semi against the Rags Alan Brazil asked that twat if he was going to the game as he lived in London. His answer was .. "No Alan, I have just bought a new sofa and I want to try it out" ...

I phoned in and wanted to have a go at him because he was a typical London Rag who could not even be arsed to go to the game, despite the fact that he had been bigging up the Rags prior to the game. The researcher who took my call would not let me go on air.

I hate that twat.

I have just been to my sons golden assembley at school and was sat with another dad (rag). He has told me he isn't even going to bother watching the game, instead he is cleaning his car.

A few weeks back he was asking me where on his body he should have his "20" Tattoo.

I have mentioned Jamie the rag i work with before but he excelled himself earlier this week. Told me that about 6 weeks ago he booked up a weekend break for his wife and himself to London on the weekend of the Community Shield as he was so sure Utd would win the League and he would be able to get a ticket for it. Asked me if i wanted to take the tickets of his hands if City win the league. He had no idea when i said to him "why would i want to be in London on the weekend of the Community Shield.

that just about sums those ***** up, half of 'em are only interested when they're winning. Its going to be interesting to see what their crowds will be like if they go 5 years without winning out or challenging never mind 30 odd fuckin years!

Exactly what I was saying to the knobheads at work this week. Against swansea, their last home game of the season, it was silent and while Slur Alex was giving his end of season speech you could see the fans just walking out.

Win or lose on Sunday and Blues will stay behind and show thanks to the team for an amazing season.

if we win on sunday i will be calling talk sport up for a nice drunk rant :)