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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:59 pm 
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tomhawley wrote:
As daft as it sounds don't have anything in your hands when you do it either, no pen or pointer or anything.

If you get nervous and have a pen in front of you or on the desk then you will end up fucking about with it without realising


But then you're at risk of some unintentional pocket billiards.


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Communication
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MY spelling aint the best


haha, Quality.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:38 pm 
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Whatever you do dont read off the slides! Have bullet points to remind you but the actual context should be in your head. Goodl uck


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:39 pm 
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always leave with a firm handshake

what my dad told me before i got a job


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:47 pm 
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When you are doing any kind of presentation, always point at your penis but be subtle. Pretend to be reaching for a pen in your pocket but leave your index finger erect and pointed towards your groin, indicating the length and girth that you are concealing in there.

Any male interviewer will be bowed into submission by your obvious Alpha Male attributes, and any woman will be squirting like a clown's flower imagining you brushing against her in the brew room.

Job guaranteed.


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:48 pm 
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gaudinho's stolen car wrote:
When you are doing any kind of presentation, always point at your penis but be subtle. Pretend to be reaching for a pen in your pocket but leave your index finger erect and pointed towards your groin, indicating the length and girth that you are concealing in there.

Any male interviewer will be bowed into submission by your obvious Alpha Male attributes, and any woman will be squirting like a clown's flower imagining you brushing against her in the brew room.

Job guaranteed.

fuckin ell that got me


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:52 pm 
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Don't forget to take a modest gift for your interviewer.


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:20 pm 
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I'd never take a power point - I've interviewed a few people in this situation and the amount of times the computer / power point doesn't work is ridiculous!

Myself, I've always been a flip chart man! Pre written on and take them through it.

Just thought of this one for what makes a good ''Team''

Tevez's
Etiquette
Angered
Mancini

Then go on about how City succeeded as a team this season ;) if the interviewers are blues you are sorted, if not.... there's always the next job interview ;)


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:29 pm 
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Keeping trust
Initiative
Direction
Delegation
You want success


Find the talent
Identify weakness
Deliver results
Driven attitude
Lead by example
Examine processes
Reward



use the above bullet points and im sure you will succeed


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