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 Post subject: S**ding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:02 pm 
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Sat on the sofa watching a bit of cricket (42-3!) and a fly has just landed on my leg and bitten it. Not a mossy, horsefly or anything, just your standard type fly that fucks about in the summer. Never been bitten by one like that before and my leg is bleeding.

What the fuck is going on? How long have they been doing this?


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BoyBlue_1985
 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:03 pm 
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Oh shit Bad Cat AIDS strikes again

Sorry mate its curtains for you
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 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:04 pm 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1298527/Superfly-taste-humans-Summer-surge-insect-bites-send-victims-hospital-agony.html


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 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:05 pm 
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you haven't shit yourself have you? flies can get very excited by the odour.


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BoyBlue_1985
 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:06 pm 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1298527/Superfly-taste-humans-Summer-surge-insect-bites-send-victims-hospital-agony.html


That actually doesn't sound to good


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 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:11 pm 
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SWP's back wrote:
Sat on the sofa watching a bit of Porn and a fly has just landed on my cock and bitten it. Not a mossy, horsefly or anything, just your standard type fly that fucks about in the summer. Never been bitten by one like that before and my bellend is bleeding.

What the fuck is going on? How long have they been doing this?


Careful mate. Especially if you want to try and go for the 'special hole' later on. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:15 pm 
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SWP's back wrote:
Sat on the sofa watching a bit of cricket (42-3!) and a fly has just landed on my leg and bitten it. Not a mossy, horsefly or anything, just your standard type fly that fucks about in the summer. Never been bitten by one like that before and my leg is bleeding.

What the fuck is going on? How long have they been doing this?

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Laurent Charvet
 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:16 pm 
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Scruffy fucker. Have a wash.


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 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:13 pm 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1298527/Superfly-taste-humans-Summer-surge-insect-bites-send-victims-hospital-agony.html

Awesome. Fucking awesome. Now I'm happy.


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BoyBlue_1985
 Post subject: Re: Sodding Flies
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:14 pm 
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IM NOT REALLY HERE wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1298527/Superfly-taste-humans-Summer-surge-insect-bites-send-victims-hospital-agony.html

Awesome. Fucking awesome. Now I'm happy.

Your still not dead which is a touch really


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