Included is a stadium tour.... I think I will ask them if I can have a picture taken with the Premier League trophy.

Make sure you get yourself a champ20ns tshirt for the occasion as well. Could make things vey awkward.

maybe a felt tip pen for the bog door

I go every year to a Plg & Htg exhibition at the swamp. Both myself and my brother are gas engineers and City fans, We will wear our shirt with extra pride this year.

deliberately miss the urinal when pissing.














that'll show 'em

Ask them which seat Tevez sits in the changing room

i wouldn't be going.

Ask about the famous banner

Ask the guide ''why did the 35 years banner get taken down?''

Edit - Originals, great minds think alike ;)

bit like me when i went to the coppers ball one xmas at the police station got a few funny looks with not being a copper went for a piss and the copper who went out turned the lights out on me so there were a few coppers helmets by the door and i out one down te bog and shit in it