You disgusting animal, i like your style.

There are some women that are so fit that i would eat their shit........katona not in that category but a golden shower is doable.

Would eat jennifer lopezs' shite.......imagine a slight latina tang....mmmm

You make blueincumbria sound like vicar in a 50s ealing comedy.

In the wise and oft under appreciated words of Jack Reagan "You slaag!"

stony wrote:
She looks like she'd give you crabs if you just said hello whilst passing in the street.
I certainly wouldn't use a toilet after she'd been on. I used to like her too.


I'd suck that toilet seat dry, even if she was "on" as you say.

Oh my Christ! I think I'm going to honk up. Thanks for the image :(

bit premature maybe.........haha

It warms my heart to know that god put people like you on this earth, just so people like me would look normal.

when you thinkyou've heard it all, out pops this gem haha

Haha....nice one stony.

Not sure what normal is but if bree olsen offered you a full night package on the condition you nibbled a clinker.....think you would say yes x

"nibbled a clinker" Bwahahaha

I really shouldn't laugh at that but that genuinely made me laugh out loud