Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ himself has descended from the Heavens and has challenged you to a game of football. If you win, you gain direct passage into Heaven upon your death. If you lose, you and all of your descendants will burn in Hell after death.

The rules are simple. You will both select 11 players who are currently active. Jesus Christ will pick his 11 players first. You may not pick any of the same players as The Lord.

There is one catch though. Jesus can pick any player, but **you can only pick players from countries that have never won a world cup**.

Your mission is to build a competitive team keeping this rule in mind and not picking any of Jesus's players. The venue for the match will be some stadium in Dubai because Jesus needs the oil money.

Jesus's 11:
(4-3-3)
-------------------Casillas-------------------
Marcelo------Ramos-----Pique-------A. Cole
-------Cesc--------X. Alonso---------Iniesta
------C. Ronaldo----Mario Gomez----Messi

Good luck, BM.

No Xavi?

No wonder he was crucified

David Icke should be the Keeper.

-------------------Sloan-Wilson-------------------
Wozniak------Myers-----Adams-------Weinberg
-------Dennett--------Susskind---------Kaku
------Higgs------Dawkins------Hawking------


Jesus is officially fucked :)

GK: Igor Akinfeev

RWB: Darijo Srna
CB: Vincent Kompany
CB: Nemanja Vidic
LWB: Gareth Bale

CM: Yaya Toure
CM: Luka Modric
CM: Nuri Sahin

CF: Eden Hazard

ST: Zlatan Ibrahimovic
ST: Samuel Eto'o

Manager: Jose Mourinho

Neuer

Alves
Kompany
Vidic
Criscito

Y. Toure
Xavi
Silva

Bale
Van Persie
Aguero

GK: Peter Cech

DF: Kolorov, Kompany, Vidic, Ivanovic

MF: Sneijder, Yaya Toure, C Ronaldo, Modric

FW: Van Persie, Ibrahimovic

I'm sure neither the Netherlands, Portugal , Serbia or any African country has ever won the world cup...

At least 5 of those players are ineligible.

Just re-read the op.

Cech

Van Der Wiel
Kompany
Vermaelen
Coentrao

Y Toure
Sneijder
Modric

Sanchez
Falcao
Bale

I call foul play.

Jesus can just will us to a loss.