1) If I hear you saying Cristiano Ronaldo is hot. GET OUT.

2) When the Euro’s are on, the tv is mine. Eastenders, Hollyoaks and Corrie can do one.

3.I will most likely have a bet on. So if you see me annoyed or upset if one of 'my teams' are losing. Don’t dare say:

-It’s only a game
-Get over it,
-They will win next time

Any of the above will result in a break up or a divorce.

4.Having sex unless oral whilst I’m watching a game is out of bounds. You don’t do it normally, so don’t do it just
because you want my attention.

5. Replays are very important, i don’t care if i have seen it. If needs be I will rewind the game and watch it again.

6. I will not be attending any of your friends parties or gatherings, I am fully booked. Unless it involves watching
the Euro’s.

7. You are welcome to watch the games with me. As long as you REMAIN SILENT.

8. Don’t ask me what the offside rule it. The answer will be...
You being out of the kitchen.

9) The Referee is always a Wanker.

10) If you hear me scream your name be ready to:
-Grab me a drink.
-Grab me a snack.
-Get me new batteries for the remote.

If any of the above are breached or not followed you will,

1st breach: Receive a warning.
2nd breach: Be told to get out of the room
3rd breach: Finished or divorced

3 strikes you’re out

you had better hope your missus doesn't read Bluemoon.

I agree to a certain extent :) but other way round

Cristiano Ronaldo is hot though.

A little harsh on Coro I feel.

could you please add to the list.

11. if you don't want our offspring to here the word **** and or casual racism please fuck off to your mothers when games are on. Sayings akin to "Get up you soft Itie ****" or "Those Froggy surrender monkeys need to play Clichy, silly *****" are not my true feelings regarding our European cousins

just lock her in the kitchen during the 1st game of the day she makes tea,in the break between 1st and 2nd game set up the ironing board for her and lock her in for the 2nd game,it works a treat

You're a dead man if your Lady reads that.

Can I just add a couple more rules please:

12: Just because I am on my phone playing games or looking out of the window does not mean I am not watching football, it's called multi tasking and anyway it's only Greece.

13: Just becasue it's only Greece does not mean you can flick over to that stupid RSPCA programme.

I preferred that other thread wherever it has gone with all the fit women who are attending the Euros.