Whether it's through looks or because she does your head in is there a porn star you'd say no to?

Mine would be Sasha Grey. Annoying as fuck and kinda ugly.

Peter North.

Sophie Dee



She look's like a fat owl.

Be more out there i would say no to but then however ugly you have to understand you are turning down the greatest fuck you will ever get

*applauds*

And her stupid half welsh half californian voice

Also look what she looked like when she started. About 90% of her has changed to plastic

Amazing Omar.

But yeah, most of them.

A lad i always used to see at bbq's in austin was a cameraman for mucky films and said most are damaged goods and complete slappers.
He would not touch them, even when drunk at parties and stuff, so he says.

All the ones who go "Oh oh oh oh yes oh oh" like a broken tape recording.
Also the ones you know are unhinged coke heads.

Ben Dover.

Surely that **** is in his 70's now?

Fair point. Reckon I should amend the question to include an imaginary scenario where we know lots of porn stars and being chatted up by them was a regular occurance.

Because in truth, no matter how much I think she's a skank, if Sasha Grey walked into my local and propositioned me I'd fall to the floor and weep real tears onto her shoes with gratitude at what lay ahead.

I hate this group sex, one plum in each mouth, one licking me arse and one chowing down on my cock. One at at time bitches, what's the rush.