Things your missus does that drive you to despair

Sitting out in the garden right now. Having a few guns. She bought some clothes and was trying them on and annoying me like fuck asking me what I thought.

I bought this top and the collar makes my hands even more feminine.

Yes, says I

Do you think my hands aren't feminine enough?

What?

Are you saying I have big hands?

She hasn't got remotely big hands but is now in the huff over something she said and I agreed with

Fucking loopy.


..............you forgot to mention the Adams Apple
 
What the fuck is magnolia?

Sounds like one of them made up womens colours like taupe.
You have obviously been away from the UK too long, years ago everybodys houses inside were painted in Magnolia...it's an off white....BnQ couldn't sell enough:)
 

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