Worst / Weirdest City Chant

[Harvster]

There I was bored to tears by yet another sodding International break, contemplating that the David Silva chant is not very much to my liking and that a far better opportunity was glaringly obvious in the form of 'Silva is Gold, Silva is Gold, Hello, Hello', to the tune of City Aggro, obs.

Got me wondering what you would say is the worst / weirdest ever City chant?

Worst - I'm thinking the line in the David White effort that goes:

"He's effing fast, fast and more fast"

is an all round pretty poor effort

Weirdest - two contenders for me:

"We come from Glossop, and we live in caves"

"You're my pigeon, you're my dove, you're my City, you're the one I love"

 

[Ric]

The worst one I can remember was that Micah Richards one to the tune of the Balotelli song.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The oooh Kevin De Bruyne is shite, a player that talented and that’s the best we can do.

 

[bluemc1]

I always found the Silva song about him being the master of Maine Road very odd as he never played there ?

 

[Blue Mist]

OP You have ended the thread before it began because as you say You're my pigeon has to be the daftest one ever.

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

At the time the “don’t sell joe hart” one was very strange

 

[remember arthur mann]

Lee Roy, Lee Roy, Lee Roy, come on, it's shit !!!

 

[Leto]

Paedo on the wing and Jihadi John is fucking dead are hardly classics.

 

[NZBlue]

Lee Roy, Lee Roy, Lee Roy, come on, it's shit !!!

Yeah, especially when it's chanted for Walker!!?!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

There are things sung in the South Stand toilet at halftime that I am relieved never escaped those walls. I think as a fan base we have a pretty tough pallet for the vulgar, but i've heard things that got a genuine "oh, fucking hell"...