Tunnel bust-up after derby

Cheers everyone, no need to worry then looks like

Next derby should be a hell of a lot fun though. Probably waiting for the guard of honor at the point though.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
That’s come straight from united’s pr department. I don’t usually go for over indulgent theories of conspiracies everywhere, but the story that piece is trying to convey doesn’t add up. Mourinho was the aggressor. He could have got someone else to go and have a word; someone less confrontational. He came into our territory and tried to bark orders. What the fuck else does anyone expect the reaction of young athletes after a game to be to that type of posturing?
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It was almost certainly a cynical and deliberate act that he knew would get a reaction.
  • You've just seen your team play a fairly spineless game and be well beaten by your PL rivals, who weren't even really close to their best.
  • You've been bleating about the other team being divers all week yet have seen one of your own players booked for a clear dive.
  • You've heard your own fans call for some attacking football and heard the opposition fans mock you.
  • You've see a flare thrown at an opposition player.
  • Your lingering title hopes, which depended on a win here, have gone off a cliff.
  • You've seen a centre forward you paid at least £75m for provide the assists for the opposition goals.
  • You're well practiced in the dark acts of deflection anyway.
So what better than a post-match bust-up, manufactured by your provocative and unnecessary action, to deflect attention from your problems.

And herein lies the difference between the eye-gouger and baconface. The latter would have used that match and our post-match celebrations to fire up his players in the right way and ensure they didn't suffer another embarrassing defeat. He would have stiffened their backbones and made sure he got a positive reaction from it. Instead, Mourinho has shown himself to be weak, only interested in protecting his own ego and has quite possibly disrupted his players' mental attitudes, at the expense of trying to cover up his and his team's deficiencies.
 
Mareen redirects the press from his woeful management performance as strategist/tactician and his team's equally poor player performances.
Job done.

No point in crying over spilt milk I guess.
 
FROM THE GUARDIAN

Whether it’s gouging opposition coaches in the eye from behind, publicly humiliating a doctor for refusing to illegally encroach on the pitch to treat a player he’s ordered to feign knack or disparaging referees for doing their job correctly, José Mourinho has always been the personification of fair play. As gracious in defeat as he invariably is magnanimous in victory, the Manchester United manager was understandably irritated when his club’s famously “noisy neighbours” lived up to their name by celebrating their victory at Old Trafford with actual celebrations: playing loud music, busting moves in their dressing room and creating the kind of din that can distract a manager who is busy dreaming up outlandish excuses to explain the manner in which his team have just been outplayed by their city rivals ahead of his media duties.

Sadly for José, his pleas for City to turn down that racket not only fell on deaf ears, but led to a 20-man tunnel stramash involving players and coaching staff from both teams that left Pep Guardiola’s assistant Mikel Arteta with a cut eyebrow and José dripping with semi-skimmed and looking like the money-shot from one of those “special interest” DVDs Weird Uncle Fiver sells in his XXX Bongo Shack. We’re told.
 
The fact Maureen didn't bring it up in his post match speaks volumes about who instigated it imo. Not that anyone with even a single brain cell couldn't work it out
 
Respect? Lacking respect. From his mouth.

The whole footballing world has seen his and their true colours.

It's the day that keeps on giving.
 
Sorry if it's been mentioned earlier in the thread but if PEG and Scholes(Sorry Carrick) think we should be a bit more humble and show respect ask them to look at the video from last season when Phil the Gurner couldn't go for his drug test and Jessielingardfromwarrington who's face was moulded in a wind tunnel we're singing their fans nursery rhymes after finding a back door route in the CL by winning the Thursday Night Checkertrade Trophy. Respect is earned,not just given unquestionably.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
That’s come straight from united’s pr department. I don’t usually go for over indulgent theories of conspiracies everywhere, but the story that piece is trying to convey doesn’t add up. Mourinho was the aggressor. He could have got someone else to go and have a word; someone less confrontational. He came into our territory and tried to bark orders. What the fuck else does anyone expect the reaction of young athletes after a game to be to that type of posturing?
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That is the thing i was wondering legally, if someone invades your personal space and attempts to impose with aggression albeit verbal with no right to what response is reasonable.
If it was a show match in the USA we could have got Arnie's Uzi 9mm and peppered him scarface style with not a word said against us legally most likely hehe.

Also i totally agree, this had utd considerations all over it and for clarification it was this article but they did not post my comment...

I got the wrong article, they didn't edit it, ****s...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Utd-Man-City-players-fight-tunnel-derby.html?

Check the subtitle "He was confronted by City goalkeeper Ederson after the match at Old Trafford"

The original main heading has all been edited though, no details were originally in it and Ederson was the only one named in the manor noted in the sub heading.
 
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TCIB said:
Nah this will get swept under the carpet as it shows Mourinho as the initial aggressor and utd have mates at the FA so nowt will come of it.

What it does do is give me ammunition to laugh at them acting like utter babies and seemingly all getting smashed by Kompany and Otta from the sounds of it with poor old Arteta getting knocked over and Ferna getting a knock the only negative bits. In that situ there is every chance if Vinny was pulling back for a punch he elbowed Ferna with nobody having room to move.
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Haha you think vinnys going to bother with a punch when he’s got that melon? He’s going Glaswegian kiss all day every day ;)
 
waspish said:
Bit like a benny Hill clip
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Annoying use of the old crest and subbuteo style players. City look racially less-diverse in the dressing room. That Policeman to the right looks like Bob Holness. How shit are the corridor layouts. Non-playing captain is an actual thing, now, right? Before the next game, let's blurt out a spot of R E S P E C T...

The news know there is real news out there, right? Did anyone see Rhyl FC versus Leeds Utd U-23's brawl? That was far more interesting to see, in this day and age. Maybe others should watch and take note ahead of the Russian trips next summer.
 
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