BDO darts

Indaparkside

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Jesus this is painful watching some of these players see better players down the boozer, can't imagine seeing them playing van gerwin, Anderson etc they'd be whitewashed.
 
Guess it's traditional to bring this out when the BDO competition starts


BDO Darts

"first leg! game on!"
*duh duh duh*
"37!"
*duh duh duh*
"24!"
*duh duh duh"
"53!"(YAY!)
*duh duh duh*
"100-74!"
*duh duh duh*
"46!"
*duh duh duh*
"57!"
*duh(60, OMG) duh duh*
"62!!!"
*duh duh duh*
"3!"
*duh duh duh*
"15!"
*duh duh duh*
"26!"
*duh duh duh*
"84!"
*duh duh duh*
"62!"(303)
*duh duh duh*
"41!"(163)
*duh duh duh*
"44!"(259)
"Player one you require 163"
*duh duh duh*
"63!"
*Crowd wakes up after wrongly believing the lad only needed 63 and were so relieved that they thought this 4 day leg was over that they celebrated early, before slitting their wrists in despair*
*duh duh duh*
"21!"
*Player one you require 100"
*duh duh duh*
"60!"
*duh duh thud*
**Announcer taken to hospital as player two takes his eye out with an errant dart**
Replacement Announcer: "2!"
*Player one you require 40"
*duh duh duh*
"no score!"
*duh duh duh*
"Onneee Hundrrreddd and Eiighhhtyy!!!!!...wait, who am I kidding? 13!"
*Player one you require 40*
*duh duh duh*
"Game set and the first leg, Player 1!".

*Everyone turns over to Celebrity Dog Washing: Live and the audience are so pissed they've shat themselves they're in such a slumber.
 
Its of a lesser standard would be the kind thing to say.
 
watched the women for 10min and ive never seen a darts crowd so quiet, im sure most of em were asleep
 
Some female player this morning was going on about the prize money apparently £100k for the men & £10k for the ladies.

Now apart from what little I've seen of the BDO the ladies would struggle in some local pubs to win a match, darts like Snooker, etc shouldn't even have male/female derivatives there's not really any need unlike Tennis, Athletics etc.
 
Darts, Snooker etc are 2 sports where Men and Women should be able to compete on a level playing field as physical aspects don't come into it, but they don't.....Why?
 
Jesus this is painful watching some of these players see better players down the boozer, can't imagine seeing them playing van gerwin, Anderson etc they'd be whitewashed.
That's what BDO players are....pub players (the British ones anyway) who play Super League and for their counties

But a very big majority of the PDC players started in the BDO....including the greatest player to throw a dart
 

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