Guess it's traditional to bring this out when the BDO competition starts
BDO Darts
"first leg! game on!"
*duh duh duh*
"37!"
*duh duh duh*
"24!"
*duh duh duh"
"53!"(YAY!)
*duh duh duh*
"100-74!"
*duh duh duh*
"46!"
*duh duh duh*
"57!"
*duh(60, OMG) duh duh*
"62!!!"
*duh duh duh*
"3!"
*duh duh duh*
"15!"
*duh duh duh*
"26!"
*duh duh duh*
"84!"
*duh duh duh*
"62!"(303)
*duh duh duh*
"41!"(163)
*duh duh duh*
"44!"(259)
"Player one you require 163"
*duh duh duh*
"63!"
*Crowd wakes up after wrongly believing the lad only needed 63 and were so relieved that they thought this 4 day leg was over that they celebrated early, before slitting their wrists in despair*
*duh duh duh*
"21!"
*Player one you require 100"
*duh duh duh*
"60!"
*duh duh thud*
**Announcer taken to hospital as player two takes his eye out with an errant dart**
Replacement Announcer: "2!"
*Player one you require 40"
*duh duh duh*
"no score!"
*duh duh duh*
"Onneee Hundrrreddd and Eiighhhtyy!!!!!...wait, who am I kidding? 13!"
*Player one you require 40*
*duh duh duh*
"Game set and the first leg, Player 1!".
*Everyone turns over to Celebrity Dog Washing: Live and the audience are so pissed they've shat themselves they're in such a slumber.