Alexis Sanchez

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“Lightning before the thunder”. I’ve got it.

The deal’s being held up because he's a bit overweight so he’s gone on a diet (lightning) which has made him fart a lot (thunder). Once he’s got to his target weight, he signs for us.

Yeah, but can you put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it?
 


"Think"? Havent surpassed that stage? Next they will say "might"

Arsenal still want Evans ?
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Lyrics for the song.
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Hmmmm.
Yeah.

I prefer my song take on this saga........

There was a footballer from Chile
Who came to a country...
Where the weather was chilly
He played for the French
But it wasn’t the best
And ended up sat on the bench.

Now he decided on a plan...
To play for a man
Whose football is based in the City
A team bathed in Blue and a future that’s bright
Would this player now be up to the fight ?


January came, the time maybe to move
But his agent courted others to choose
A few thought it a joke, but it wasn’t at all funny...


When the greedy **** instead chose red for the money
 
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