Obscure questions that need answering

[Bill Walker]

why does it take more than an instant to make instant coffee ?

and why are flea markets called flea markets, Ive never seen flea's for sale.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

How do snow plough drivers get to work?

Sheep intestine for sausage skin?

 

[BimboBob]

Why does the hair on my head disappear and move to my back?

 

[CityWest]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it,. does it still make a sound?

 

[Elbow beards]

What does pogba do?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

why does it take more than an instant to make instant coffee ?

and why are flea markets called flea markets, Ive never seen flea's for sale.

Flea market comes from the French marché aux puces, a name originally given to a market in Paris which specialized in shabby second-hand goods of the kind that might contain fleas. The earliest English use that the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary has found dates from 1922.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Bottom of escalators say ‘Dogs must be carried’ but 99% just go up them without a dog

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Bottom of escalators say ‘Dogs must be carried’ but 99% just go up them without a dog

Must be a pain for the 1% trying to go down them.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Why does Buzz Lightyear act dead in front of humans when he doesn’t believe he’s a toy

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

How does Adam Sandler still get acting jobs?

Why does cauliflower cheese and gravy taste nice?

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

What does pogba do?

There's no known answer to this, according to Stephen Hawking and Prof. Brian Cox. However it is accepted that whatever it is, it is world class.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

When maps have a label saying 'You are here' how do they know?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

What does pogba do?

He makes instant coffee, but not in an instant. He'll need at least ten minutes of added time!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

What did the man who invented the Drawing board go back to when he got it wrong the first time?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

why do scrotes let one rip on the tram in the morning?

 

[aguero93:20]

How do snow plough drivers get to work?

They walk.

 

[mat]

Who the fuck are Man United?

If a tree falls down in a forest and, nobody sees it who gives a fuck?

 

[NPBlue]

Was a muffin the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[pfazz]

How on earth has Clarkson managed to swing the WWTBAM gig.

 

[aguero93:20]

If a tree falls down in a forest and, nobody sees it who gives a fuck?

The blind **** it's after falling on.