United thread 2017/18

[Delphinho]

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

This might be more to your liking.

Any pain they they suffer is ok by me. I bet Ferguson has asked to be put back into his induced coma so he doesn’t have to watch Liverpool next week. The season couldn’t have been any worse for them regardless of what the Mourinho arse lickers say

 

[Vienna_70]

This might be more to your liking.

You progress through the group stages of the FA Cup?

OK.

And who is Contois?

 

[manimanc]

comedy GOLD hahahahahahahahahahaha

The pair of them remind me of cissie and Ada.
Imagine having to sit next to that croaking bitter turd for 90mins, jesus wept.

 

[ancoats]

Hey that little lad was six foot four inches at the start of the season. Now they call him Tom Thumb.

looking forward he will be ideal after next season for the new movie
Inch High, Private Eye

 

[ancoats]

The pair of them remind me of cissie and Ada.
Imagine having to sit next to that croaking bitter turd for 90mins, jesus wept.

hahahahaha

 

[VOOMER]

Football is a thing of beauty

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

To spend as much as they have to be as poor as they are really takes some doing. I especially love the fact that as soon as their £110M carthorse manages to control the ball he is described as majestic. He is a poor man's Jonjo Shelvey.

 

[TFC]

The fact that the highlight of a rag fans season is Wigan knocking ickle Citeh out of the FA Cup tells you everything you need to know about the direction each club is heading. I fucking love it.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

 

[roj]

Congratulations to all the FA People's Cup winners who won a cup this season

 

[TFC]

If you could bottle and sell that bitter, you'd be an instant millionaire as Grandads everywhere run out and kick down pub doors to buy it. Delicious.

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

Two trophies this season. The "delayed City winning the Premiership" trophy plus the "got the BBC commentator foaming at the mouth at a scuffed Matic shot" cup.

It may even be described as a treble with the "emptied Wembley even quicker than than the City defeat" title.

Not sure we can compete any longer.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Two trophies this season. The "delayed City winning the Premiership" trophy plus the "got the BBC commentator foaming at the mouth at a scuffed Matic shot" cup.

It may even be described as a treble with the "emptied Wembley even quicker than than the City defeat" title.

Not sure we can compete any longer.

You forgot the Transfer Window Cup

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Mr Flying Pig HD...... Lol

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Wow.... from being the greatest ever team ever in the history of everything to being the figureheads of a shit league.
And he’s trying to belittle us for it.
Oh the ironing!

 

[Ohrodneyrodney]

You forgot the Transfer Window Cup

Blimey yeah. A quadruple.

Sanchez.

Words fail me.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I hate that vagina destroying headed ****.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

You forgot the Transfer Window Cup

Indeed and that got the most rapturous response of all from the assembled media.

What a fucking JOKE.