United thread 2017/18

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All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.
 
r.soleofsalford said:
All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.
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yeah, and as well as that, there all shit
 
manimanc said:
Is that.....erm.....is that the sound of boiling piss?
The definition of bitter right there.
Oh there is something so joyous at the sight of a gobshite utd fan, who has shot his mouth off at every opportunity and seeing them come out with these nuggets dripped in bitterness and bile.
Beautiful just beautiful.
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“Congratulations you won a shit league. Might as well be Celtic “

Which makes you Motherwell?
 
r.soleofsalford said:
All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.
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I see a pattern there!
 
Elbow beards said:
"I had the chance of getting a season ticket, but I turned it down" that says it all about their glory hunting, can never get a ticket, fan base. Complete twunt.
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clearly a lie because we all know there is a 20 year waiting list for ST's at the swamp........love the way they are now forever citing the 2nd half of the derby - its all they can hold on to as a mark of success - on half of one game in a whole season. That gap hurts.
 
I know i'll get pelters for it but I actually quite like Phil the face, he is one of the few players they have that actually seems to care and always seems to give his all for them.
 
abu13 said:
I know i'll get pelters for it but I actually quite like Phil the face, he is one of the few players they have that actually seems to care and always seems to give his all for them.
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I could give my all for united but still be shit,and I don't pull stupid faces,except my cum face of course :)
 
abu13 said:
I know i'll get pelters for it but I actually quite like Phil the face, he is one of the few players they have that actually seems to care and always seems to give his all for them.
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Groke said:
BBC commentary was an absolute disgrace today, couldn't quite believe the shite coming through my ears. Best was the description of Pogba; poise and power! Wtf
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This is why they are so delusional. They get smoke blown up their arses constantly and it becomes truth for them. The simple fact is that without the lama in goals they would be fighting with Burnley for a Europa league spot.
 
ancoats said:
those without sin can cast the first stone

Be the first to attack a sinner. The implication in Jesus' teaching was that the members of the congregation were only in a position to condemn a sinner if they were without sin themselves - in other words, 'judge not lest you be judged'.

so them over at the full time devils saying its a shit league and pep is fake and city are shit and plastic ?? just remember its was you who are the sinners you built the monster that's modern football and the premier league so saying its a shit league only makes you even look worst and stupid. look at the way you play first and foremost your fans are not happy with the style jose plays that's is the first stone. your players are they good enough is the second stone. and the fans casting the stones themselves
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Get the bricks ready. We've got Jesus.
 
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