United thread 2017/18

[oakiecokie]

Karma is beautiful.Maureen crying about Chelsea having nine defenders.The irony in those words.
Long may he continue at The Theatre of Boredom.

 

[abu13]

Haha, I know, I know :)

 

[Elbow beards]

Spitting image of him MES.

It's this dude,
http://www.itv.com/citv/scrambled/sam

 

[pride in battle]

All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.

Brilliant :)

 

[cptnemo]

I see a pattern there!

Struggling too see it can you help me out?

 

[laughing gravy]

anybody know what time the trophy parade starts?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Brilliant :)

Thanks 8-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

anybody know what time the trophy parade starts?

half-past shits on monday night

 

[BlueS]

Out Mourinhoed Mourinho as a swan song, well played.

 

[TravisBickle]

I could give my all for united but still be shit,and I don't pull stupid faces,except my cum face of course :)

In another life Phil Jones would’ve make a fortune in the porn industry lol

 

[laughing gravy]

whats a tramp and trafford geet in common? neither have a pot to piss in...

 

[TravisBickle]

Here's the 12" club mix.....

We’re going to have some fun watching this fat cnut completely crack up in the coming years.
He is well on the way already!

 

[East Level 2]

They still have another pot to play for though; and they play us in the final.
It's shared losers if the dippers win next week but they'll want Chronic Aldo to win it for Madrid as they think he still plays for them, while we'll want the other ten fuckers to tear the dippers apart.
Then there's the pre-season three-way "We Beat City" trophy which they contest with the dippers and Wigan.
It's great being petty with two trophies in the cabinet.

 

[Withnail]

Here's the 12" club mix.....

Pissed myself watching, what a fat deluded tw@t living in his own little world.

You can feel the hurt and it is only going to get worse for him.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Here's the 12" club mix.....

That is so good I’d buy the album.

 

[blueinsa]

Here's the 12" club mix.....

May their pain and suffering last forever.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Here's the 12" club mix.....

That is a masterpiece.

 

[waspish]

Pissed myself watching, what a fat deluded tw@t living in his own little world.

You can feel the hurt and it is only going to get worse for him.

It’s his age all he has known is his team winning everything year in year out! They don’t remember the team before baconchops turned up! A team where they had won around 16 trophies in their entire history where the likes of Everton and Villa were had won more! 26 years without the league title with the occasional cup win and the we beat Liverpool trophy thrown in. They are a team that’s been overhyped since a tragic incident in there history, also one of the reasons why they have a big following.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Separated by an ability to spell....

 

[lust overlord]

They'll come good again sooner or later,
unfortunately.
However it's amusing now to see,in a season of mediocrity that the only thing they are clinging on to is the 2-3 derby win.Ignoring that they were completely outclassed in the 1st half, and were lucky not to be 4 down,and the ridiculous foul on Aguero that was ignored.
Good times.